Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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