I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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