Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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