Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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