Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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