Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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