Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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