their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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