were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
