Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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