I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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