i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
