I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
