im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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