My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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