am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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