She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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