You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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