I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
The ass gains better be worth it
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