i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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