Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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