He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Green mimosas i think yes
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have so many feelings about this burrito
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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