But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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