That's intense
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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