He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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