WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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