My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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