I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i would punch a child for taco bell
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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