well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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