So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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