Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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