She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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