We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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