So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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