So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
