you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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