Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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