Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
