should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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