let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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