marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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