1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I don't think brook has ever known best
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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