i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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