i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We need to rekindle our bromance
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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