You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
