those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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