Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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