whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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