I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Mom said you looked used
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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