So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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