My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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