just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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