Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Did I show you my penis last night?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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