I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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