what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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