What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I currently don't understand fingers.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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